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Celebrating Christmas the Catalan Way
At first glance, a Catalonian Nativity Scene looks like any other one might encounter during the Christmas Season: the figure of a newly born Jesus in a manger looked upon by his adoring parents, a shepherd or two, and a … Continue reading
A Quiet Place
The house next door, once vacant and more or less abandoned for years, is alive again with the sound of workmen’s saws, jackhammers, and polka music from 8 to 4. The overgrown jacaranda in their yard that used to shielded … Continue reading
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In My Solitude
A pair of mourning doves were fucking outside my kitchen window the other day. At the very least, they were giving it the old college try. The male fluttered his well-groomed wings from time to time to maintain an awkward … Continue reading
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The Assholes of the Sea
I quietly left the table, pleased by the thought that, because of my efforts, one more asshole in the world had been well and truly licked. Continue reading
Crème de Pot
In 2018, I am now far too old to be mixing drugs and alcohol cavalierly and have yet to secure my Election Night companionship, but I do know what I’ll be serving to those who do decide to endure this biennial ritual with me: Continue reading
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Tagged chocolate, coping skills, drugs, Marijuana desserts, midterm election, recipe
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In My Own Little Corner.
I’m not going to worry about whether I’m the office type or not. It doesn’t matter. Continue reading
Hallo, Fremder.
No one needs to live in a near-constant state of darkness unless one is, say, Scandinavian. Continue reading
Iceberg with Russian Dressing
To serve, place each iceberg wedge in a deep bowl and ladle dressing over them until only their tips are left exposed, which will be fun for your guests because they will have absolutely no idea how much crap they’ll have to wade through to get to the bottom of everything. Continue reading
Down Argentine Way
It was then that I realized something very important: diapers don’t have feelings. Continue reading
A Question of Size
It isn’t my job to judge you if you like your steak and your pepper mills well endowed. Judgement’s more like my hobby, really. Continue reading
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Tagged creamy, meat, pepper mill, Rubirosa, sauce, steak au poivre
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