About You

Tell me a little about yourself, why don’t you.

Here’s what I may or may not already know:

1. You are functioning at a literacy rate well-exceeding elementary school levels.

2. You like food, unless you accidentally got here Googling porn (which does not necessarily exclude you from liking food as well).

3. You have a little extra time on your hands.

4. You were the nicest, smartest, and most popular girl/boy in your class.

5. You are stalking me.

The rest, frankly, is a blank. I’d love to know more. Seriously.

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