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Holiday Spirit: The Coping Mechanism

‚Ķconsume the drink in one or two large gulps, and tell everyone who’s been staring at you for the past three minutes that you’re just fine.
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The Draft Dodger

Please don’t worry about my liver. I protected it by consuming copious amounts of bacon, home made french fries, and crab cakes caught in the harbor by specially designed crab cake traps.
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As Canadian a Breakfast as Possible…

… under the circumstances.* Yesterday marked the Opening Ceremonies of the XXI Winter Olympics in Vancouver, British Columbia, if you haven’t been paying attention. In its honor or, more correctly, honour, I’ve decided to make a real Canadian breakfast to … Continue reading

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