Tag Archives: murder

“Curtains” or: “7 Little Von Trapps and Then There Were None.”

Posted on May 27, 2015 by Michael Procopio

How do you solve a problem like Maria? In the United States, the answer would probably be “by lethal injection”. Continue reading →

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Turner & Hooch

Posted on January 30, 2012 by Michael Procopio

If I had to think about Turner and Hooch, it was going to be on my terms. And my terms generally involve cocktails. Continue reading →

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Cauliflower Ears

Posted on March 20, 2010 by Michael Procopio

I never thought I had an issue with cauliflower. In fact, I’ve always enjoyed it, whether puréed into a soup, roasted to a nutty brown, or dragged through a bit of ranch dressing that always seems to accompany store-bought party … Continue reading →

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