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Sand in My Pants

Posted on September 7, 2015 by Michael Procopio

In front of me was a sailboat full of friends I feared would get bored and abandon me on Naxos like some hairy-chested Ariadne; behind me, a large group of increasingly irate, Northern European nudists. Continue reading →

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Arnold Palmiers, A Tee Time Treat

Posted on June 4, 2012 by Michael Procopio

For those of you unfamiliar with the Arnold Palmer, it is a blended, non-alcoholic beverage: half iced tea, half lemonade. For those of you unfamiliar with the Arnold Palmer, he is an 82 year-old male who is famous for manipulating a small, dimpled ball into a hole in the ground using a variety of sticks: half man, half golfing legend. Continue reading →

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One Fierce Holiday Cookie.

Posted on December 9, 2010 by Michael Procopio

The Holidays are loud, overly-decorated, in-your-face. This time of year screams out for a cookie to to match it. And gingerbread drag queens certainly fit the bill. Continue reading →

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Dog Cookies: Treats for Man And Beast

Posted on June 3, 2010 by Michael Procopio

I have a confession to make. I used to eat dog cookies. Milk-Bones, to be exact. And, with the exception of possible remorse for stealing bits of crunchy pleasure away from my dogs, I am totally unashamed. Why no shame? … Continue reading →

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