Iles Flottantes: A Titanic Dessert Disaster

What is it about the Titanic that still has such a hold on people’s imagination one hundred years after its sinking? Was it the 1,517 people and 10 dogs* who lost their lives? Was it the sheer magnitude of the disaster? The lethal mixture of corporate hubris and human tragedy?  Céline Dion? Perhaps it’s a combination of all of the above.

As a boy, I played “Titanic” in the bathtub with a large toy boat and icebergs made of soap bubbles; hand-selecting which of my dozen or so plastic, armless Fischer-Price people would survive, which would freeze to death in the icy North Atlantic waters, and which would go down with the ship itself.

On the bow of my father’s real boat (a modest 1/25th the size of the ill-fated Titanic), I would quietly scan the Pacific between Newport harbor and Catalina for icebergs and pray we didn’t sink.

And then my brother introduced me to Irwin Allen’s The Poseidon Adventure, which added another, more unpredictable dimension of terror to my boating adventures. I promptly abandoned the iceberg search and instead sought out the best place to situate myself below decks in the event of our eventual capsizing.

As much as I was fascinated with the fantasy of a capsizing boat, as much as I loved to spout off Shelley Winters quotes, the thrall of a fictional disaster pales in comparison of a real one of greater magnitude. It has never really let go of its hold on my imagination.

With apologies to the ancestors of every Titanic passenger and crew member**, survivor or non-survivor, I’ve decided to not so much celebrate as commemorate the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the great ship. Or, more correctly, the not-so-great, as history has proven.

Iles Flottantes

To my mind, there is no better way to commemorate the sinking of the Titanic in dessert form than with îles flottantes, otherwise known as “floating islands”. An innocent dessert popular at the time of  disaster, these cloud-like puffs of meringue floating in a sea of crème anglaise take on a much more sinister meaning if one colors the pale yellow sauce a deep, dark blue and adds an appropriate garnish.

Said garnish was originally to have been a toy boat sawn in half at a 45º angle until my friend Irvin off-handedly mentioned that I could make an edible version out of fondant. For this suggestion, I both thank and curse him. His decorative pastry skills are much better than mine. Much.

I designed and cut out a stencil from the back of a Lucky Charms box, which was simple enough. As was rolling out the fondant, which I found available only in bucket-sized quantities. My original line of thinking was that I would make my 1/2 Titanic garnish thick enough to stand up by itself on the plate, but my engineering skills fall into a distant second place to my own imagination and the poor little boats kept falling over and sinking into the murky blue.

In itself, my own little decorative disaster is entirely in keeping with the real one: The Titanic’s engineers hailed their ship as unsinkable, but their own skills took a back seat to their imagination.

My chiefest regret is that my little cut outs look, as my friend Trevor so politely put it, “like a frosted supermarket bakery cookie” version of the ill-fated ship. And, much like frosted supermarket bakery cookies, fondant cut outs are edible, in the strictest sense of the word, but are not worth eating. They are, however, quite necessary to the tone of the dish.

I hope to improve my skills in time for my upcoming salute to the Wreck of The Edmond Fitzgerald which promises to be so delicious that it is guaranteed to disappear without a trace.

 Makes 8 or 9 îles and small ocean of crème anglaise. 


For the crème anglaise:

• 2 cups of milk
• 1 vanilla bean, slit open from stem to stern.
• 5 large egg yolks
• 1/3 cup of sugar
• Ice (for an ice bath to rapidly cool down the sauce and, appropriately, serve as a chilling reminder.)

For the meringue:

• 5 large egg whites (which can be found, conveniently, in the same packaging as the 5 large egg yolks.)
• 1/2 cup of sugar
• A pinch of salt

For the little boats:

• Rollable fondant
• Edible markers


1. Pre-heat your oven to 200°F. Bring the milk and slit-open vanilla bean to a boil in a heavy-bottomed, medium saucepan, then remove from the heat, remove the bean, and scrape its tiny seeds into the hot milk for all you’re worth. The little flecks of black floating in your soon-to-be sauce may bring to mind hundreds of drowned men in dinner jackets. Offer a moment of silence to them and then proceed to the next step.

2. Whisk eggs yolks and sugar together in a medium-sized bowl. Whisk in the hot, black-flecked milk slowly and with constant motion. Pour the mixture back into the pan and cook over a fairly low heat until it starts to thicken (about 6 or 7 minutes). When the sauce is viscous enough to coat the back of a wooden spoon and more or less hold its shape when you run you index finger across the back of said spoon, it’s done. Suck finger. Wash hands.

3. Strain the sauce through a fine sieve which has been set over a clean medium-sized bowl. Set the bowl in a larger bowl into which an ice-cube tray’s worth of ice has been unloaded. Whisk the sauce frequently until it is cool to the touch of your other index finger. Repeat finger sucking and hand washing. Cover and refrigerate. The sauce, not your fingers. When cold, remove the crème anglaise and add enough  food coloring to achieve the right shade of deadly-cold blue.

4. To make the meringues, prepare a baking sheet with parchment paper and spray with non-stick cooking spray if you’ve got it. If you don’t have it, I don’t know what to tell you because that’s what I used. Beat the egg whites with salt and 2 tablespoons of the sugar until they turn white and begin to show signs of fluffiness. Gradually add the remaining sugar and beat until the whites hold firm peaks. Dollop the meringue into iceberg-like mounts onto the prepared baking sheet and bake for about 30 minutes or until set. TO test doneness, spray a little of the non-stick spray on the tip of either one of your index fingers and gently poke one of the meringues (a non-sprayed finger will result in the tearing away of part of your meringue’s exterior). It should feel springy to the touch. At this point, I do not advise the sucking of fingers but I do recommend the washing of hands. Remove from the oven and let cool.

5. I feel mildly ridiculous telling you how to make the cut outs, since I am not especially enthusiastic about my own. However, if you really must know: Draw a template on a flexible but sturdy paper stock (the side panel of a cereal box is ideal). Cut out template. Please make certain to make your template an appropriate size. In this particular case, the iceberg which sank the Titanic did not tower over the ship, but the other way around.

6. To roll out the prepared, store-bought (if you’re one of those people who gasp at the though of store-bought fondant, I want to both hug you and punch you at the same time) fondant, dust a clean, cool surface by with a good sprinkle of powdered sugar to prevent sticking. Roll out fondant to desired thickness (thick enough to hold its shape, but not so thick as to give the impression that it was purchased at 2 am in a supermarket bakery). Cut out as many little boats as you desire with a sharp paring knife. Place cut outs on a clean, flat surface to let dry out. Overnight should be sufficient. Decorate with the ink from edible markers, if you’ve got them. If you don’t I suggest investing in them if you think you might enjoy writing on your food.

7. To assemble, place one meringue iceberg just off the center of a shallow plate. Next, gently spoon enough of the blue sauce around the iceberg to suggest submersion. Finally, lean your cut out boat next to the meringue and serve immediately. Or refrigerate and serve a bit later because, if you really want to be accurate, you’ve got two and a half hours to eat this dessert until the boat sinks.


*These are approximate figures, since there is no strict agreement on the number of passengers on board. One thing which is certain, however, is that one of the surviving dogs was a Pekinese named Sun Yat Sen.

** I need not offer them to any remaining survivors because there aren’t any– Milvinia Dean was the last (and youngest). She passed away in 2009. She had been quoted as saying that is was “disrespectful to make entertainment of such a tragedy.” To her, I would say that no offense is intended.

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I write about food and am very fond of Edward Gorey. And gin.
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25 Responses to Iles Flottantes: A Titanic Dessert Disaster

  1. amy says:

    I love this: As a boy, I played “Titanic” in the bathtub with a large toy boat and icebergs made of soap bubbles; hand-selecting which of my dozen or so plastic, armless Fischer-Price people would survive, which would freeze to death in the icy North Atlantic waters, and which would go down with the ship itself.

    • I’d nearly forgotten I’d done that what with the Poseidon Adventure taking precedence for so long. Good bless the Encyclopedia Brittanica for sparking a child’s imagination.

  2. I thought I loved iles flotantes before, I was mistaken. Before, I merely liked them- because The Titanic was never sinking in the versions I’d had. Life for this old fashioned dessert will never be the same. You’re sick, and I adore you.

  3. Mocking the titanic won’t banish you to hell. Of course, that’s just my warped opinion. But instead of the Edmund Fitzgerald as your next project (because really…the best mockable great lake (Lake Erie) is the one that had it’s tributary catch fire) I suggest you reprise your Iles Flottantes and re-create global warming with fondant polar bears. That’ll get ’em beating down your door (or something like that).

    Oh, and you can make marshmallow fondant…that stuff is edible. I’ve got an easy recipe for it should you decide to do some polar bear carnage.

    <3 the post!

  4. EllenFitz says:

    I’m reading this in my driveway and snorting with chuckles. I so love a clever smartass! Thank you for making me laugh outloud today. BTW – Should you care to repeat this, you could use your template to cut out sugar cookie dough. Bake then cover those with thinned out royal icing. It dries really quickly and then paint them with your markers. Much more edible.

  5. Lana says:

    Thanks to you, I now have not Celine Dion singing in my ear, but Gordon Lightfoot, and that song always gave me the creeps:(
    I love Iles Flottantes and made a simpler version a few months ago (my mom always cooked the meringue in hot milk before turning it into creme anglaise). I would love if this dessert would return to vogue, even if the sauce is blue and there are funny floaties on top:)
    The Poseidon’s Adventure was right up there with The Towering Inferno and The Jaws (I don’t know how I survived my preteen years unscathed:)

    • The poached version is much better for eating, but the baked version is better for making then meringues look like icebergs.

      My father took me to see Jaws in 1976. On Catalina Island. There is a story I’ve been meaning to write in there somewhere. A couple of years later, a film called Blood Beach came out in which man-eating creatures lived under the sand and did all sorts of nasty things to people. Let’s just say that, for me, a day at the beach was an anxiety-ridden experience.

  6. Even *I* do not gasp at the idea of store-bought fondant. One must draw the line somewhere.

  7. Jay Floyd says:

    “She had been quoted as saying that is was “disrespectful to make entertainment of such a tragedy.”

    Perhaps, but did anyone ask her, “But what if it’s delicious?”

  8. Can I borrow some of that leftover fondant? (Does fondant freeze?) I’m going to save this Ile Flottante tribute since the 100th anniversary RMS Lucitania parties will be here before you know it. Also, thank you. I never knew before that I wanted to write on my food. I do.

    • You are welcome to al of the leftover fondant. I shall leave it in the back of my fridge for the next 8 to 10 months. Feel free to drop by anytime to take it off my hands.

      And I find that I absolutely love writing on my food. I just spent the last 5 hours hand-tinting my Rice Crispies. Next, I plan to draw the face of Jesus on some flan.

  9. Roy says:

    Fun. How about for a thinner Titanic, white chocolate and you could print the Titanic on a transfer sheet. 🙂

  10. Brilliant. And to return the smile you gave me with a few more, here are tweets from people who just found out the Titanic was real.

    “Mind Blown”

    You are welcome.

  11. ron says:

    love it!
    however, i find the MOST disturbing part of this entire post is that you had a box of Lucky Charms. GASP!

  12. I personally question as to why you called this
    specific post, “Iles Flottantes: A Titanic Dessert Disaster |
    Food for the Thoughtless by Michael Procopio”. In any event I loved the post!
    Many thanks,Dillon

    • Dillon,

      I personally question a lot of things I do, too. However, in the case of the Iles Flottantes, they look so much like icebergs to be that I could not help myself.

      And, in any event, I am delighted that you loved the post. Thank you for letting me know.


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