It’s dreary outside today. I thought I’d spend the afternoon getting things done about the apartment, but that just isn’t working out so well.
So instead, I thought I’d share another episode of my favorite cooking programme (it’s from the BBC, so I can get away with British spelling), Posh Nosh.
Q: Why are brandy glasses so beautiful?
A: Because they’re huge.
I could certainly go for a nice, huge glass of 1981 Armagnac, but then I’d never, ever get anything done. And, of course, I have this thing about big brandy snifters.
It’s called fear.
Just ask anyone who has seen the scar on my ass. They can tell you the story. Or, after a two snorts of brandy, I could. Hell, after three, I’d probably volunteer to show you the scar.
Instructions for viewing (the video, not my backside, though in some instances the instructions would be the same):
1. Find a warm, dry place.
2. Pour yourself a glass of anything, as long as it’s huge.
3. Click on the video.
4. Enjoy yourself some Beautiful Food.

What happens after four?
Oh, Nicky…
You know precisely what happens after four. I fall asleep.
Cheeky.
Yes, Nicky, the right one.
Like God’s weewee…no, better. That chuckled me right up. Thanks for sharing!
I can’t wait until they blackmail that woodcock.