How to Make Butter

A couple of summers ago, I called to check in on a friend of mine in New Jersey, who was taking a more-or-less enforced summer off of work. He’d spent his time traveling to Greece with his family, organizing his life, playing with his kids, but the novelty of so much free time was wearing thin. His boredom was as clear as he sighed over the phone when I asked him what he’d been up to.

“Oh…nothing. Just making butter today…”

Making butter? I pictured him sitting on an Amish stool churning away in the shade of his porch. And since I’ve always thought of butter-making as the sole province of women, I pictured him in a dairy maid’s bonnet that matched both his eyes and his rugby shirt. I was a bit jealous of both his crushing amount of free time and the fact that he had thought of making butter before I did. I asked him where he picked up the churn.

“I don’t have a churn, Michael. I’m doing it in my Kitchen Aid.”

There went my fantasy. Use of a stand mixer was cheating in my book. Especially on the East Coast, where my urban, California sensibilities allowed me to imagine butter churns by the truckload were to be had yard-saling on any given weekend.

My fantasy deflated, I cast the thought of butter-making out of my head. Until last week, when I picked up my dog-eared copy of Much Depends on Dinner by Margaret Visser. Her chapter “Butter– and Something ‘Just as Good'” made me think entirely too much about the stuff. I wanted to know how to make it on my own, so I did a little research. And I do mean little.

It’s alarmingly easy to do, as you’ll soon see. For an excellent and very informative post on butter and butter-making, visit Cooking for Engineers— a site filled with all the cooking Geekdom to which I aspire.



2 cups heavy whipping cream (at a temperature between 60 and 68°F)

A pinch of salt (optional)

Finely diced herbs (also optional)


1. Place cream in the clean, cool bowl of your stand mixer, assuming you have one. Mix on medium speed.

2. Basically, you begin by making whipped cream. Once the cream has reached stiff-peak stage, slow the mixing down a little. The cream will now start to clump in the bowl.

3. What you have in the bowl will quickly turn from creamy white to, not surprisingly given the subject matter of this post, buttery yellow.

4. After a short while, the buttermilk will begin to separate from the butter solids.

5. Pour off the buttermilk. You may save it as the appropriate beverage for a late night, heart-to-heart conversation about women with your teen-aged son around your antique farm house table, cook with it, or throw it away. The choice is yours.

6. At this point, it’s a good idea to rinse the remaining buttermilk from the solid bits, since the buttermilk will cause your butter to turn rancid much sooner than one would like. Pour cold water over the butter, then squeeze and knead. Repeat until water runs clear.

7. Congratulations, you now have your butter.

8. You may now add a little salt, if that is your preference. Or fold in some fresh herbs. Whatever the hell you want, really– it’s your butter.

Makes approximately one cup of useable butter excellent for lashing on one’s toast or experimenting à la Maria Schneider. Have a jolly time with it.

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I write about food and am very fond of Edward Gorey. And gin.
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12 Responses to How to Make Butter

  1. I just sat down with a crispy piece of sourdough toast smothered in whipped butter and voila (imagine the accent) I now feel compelled to make my OWN butter. great…like I had time for that!

  2. missginsu says:

    This seems like a great idea for a kick-ass brunch offering.

    “Here’s my fresh-baked muffins, oh… and this is some of the butter I just happened to whip up this morning…”

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  4. Katrina says:

    My old roommate told me that she made butter before, but she didn’t have a mixer, so she just put cream in a jar and shook it until it turned into butter. It took her 30 minutes, and her arm was sore afterwards…

  5. Kara says:

    I can’t wait to try this!!!! I will post back my results!!!

  6. Elaine says:

    Making butter in the KitchenAid works GREAT

  7. I did this accidentally once with a hand mixer, and on purpose by shaking cream in a jar for a lllonnnnnnggggggggg time. I don’t know what possessed me, frankly.

  8. michaelprocopio says:

    Excuse me, I’ve been in hiding…

    Jenn– Were you actually inspiried enough to make the butter as promised? It’s not like you have anything else going on in your life, you know…

    Miss Ginsu– You are absolutely right on. It’s the perfect little thing to let casually slip off the tongue. “Oh, and do have a little of this butter I made for you this morning…”

    Brittney– Thanks for all that linking and your continued support!

    Katrina– I don’t think I”d ever have the energy to do this the hard way. God bless technology.

    Kara– I’m waaaiiiiitiiiiinnnngggg…

    Elaine– Right on. Who knew?

    David– I don’t know what possessed you, either. Maybe it’s just that little, special something that makes you Y-O-U.

  9. Bridget says:

    I am making it right now and I am hoping it comes out well…. I am just curious… is it supposed to smell like feet/cheese?

    • michaelprocopio says:

      Funny, mine has never smelled that way. Not that I could tell, anyhow. What kind of cream are you using? I hope it isn’t foot creme.

  10. canearl says:

    I came across your blog thanks to Google and I tried your “recipe.” Thanks for all of the great pictures and step-by-step. I was successful in my butter making!

  11. michaelprocopio says:

    Canearl– I’m very glad you were successful. And thank you for stopping by my site! Let me ask you something– did your butter end up smelling like foot cheese, like Brigit’s?



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