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	<title>Food for the Thoughtless by Michael Procopio</title>
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		<title>2nd in Life, 1st in Cheese</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 22:39:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Procopio</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I am getting to be excellent loser. I've had lots of practice. And I'm quite happy to report that I don't find that such a bad thing. <a href="http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/05/1st-in-cheese-2nd-in-life/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Big Bertha</title>
		<link>http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/04/big-bertha-cocktail/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=big-bertha-cocktail</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Procopio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Liquids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alsace]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Big Bertha]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[chickens]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This cocktail is much easier to assemble than the artillery for which it was named, requiring little-to-no concrete at all. <a href="http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/04/big-bertha-cocktail/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Corn Dogs of Easter</title>
		<link>http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/03/the-corn-dogs-of-easter/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=the-corn-dogs-of-easter</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Mar 2013 21:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Procopio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holidays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants and Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Catholics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[corn dog recipe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Easter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jesus]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[When everyone else was praying for the souls of the recently departed, I was praying for breakfast. <a href="http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/03/the-corn-dogs-of-easter/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Bottle of Tokaji.</title>
		<link>http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/03/a-bottle-of-tokaji/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=a-bottle-of-tokaji</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 19:26:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Procopio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rants and Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Fidel Castro]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Prague]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[St. Procopio]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tokaji]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Anastasia and I were no longer staying under the roof of a stiff, unsmiling doctor. We were now under the protection of a man who once had El Comandante by the balls <a href="http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/03/a-bottle-of-tokaji/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>14</slash:comments>
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		<title>Foodie</title>
		<link>http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/03/foodie/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=foodie</link>
		<comments>http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/03/foodie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Mar 2013 07:54:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Procopio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Rants and Stories]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Call me whatever you like: a gourmand, a gastronome, a glutton, an epicure. You can even call me an asshole, if you feel the need to after reading this. But, whatever you call me, please don't make it "foodie". <a href="http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/03/foodie/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Hi, Bob.</title>
		<link>http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/02/hi-bob-cocktail/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=hi-bob-cocktail</link>
		<comments>http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/02/hi-bob-cocktail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2013 22:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Procopio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Liquids]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Rants and Stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bob Newhart]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cocktails]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[By the end of the show, we were as sober Mormon judges and, as anyone but a Mormon judge would guess, not exactly thrilled about it. <a href="http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/02/hi-bob-cocktail/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>Southern Hospitality: Shrimp &amp; Grits</title>
		<link>http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/01/shrimp-and-grits-recipe/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=shrimp-and-grits-recipe</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2013 21:59:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Procopio</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Savories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[angst]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[The Greenbrier]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://foodforthethoughtless.com/?p=4327</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I had wanted to attend The Greenbrier symposium ever since a young woman recently returned from there mentioned it was the place to which Congress would flee in the event of a nuclear holocaust. <a href="http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/01/shrimp-and-grits-recipe/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>20</slash:comments>
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		<title>Shitty and Sweet: Cake Poops</title>
		<link>http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/01/cake-poops/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=cake-poops</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2013 23:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Procopio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Sweets and the Like]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cake poops]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://foodforthethoughtless.com/?p=4314</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Life isn't all good, nor should anyone expect it to be. But it isn't all bad, either. Whatever comes your way this year, be prepared to take the shitty along with the sweet.

And vice versa. <a href="http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2013/01/cake-poops/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>66</slash:comments>
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		<title>I Got It from Tom: Absinthe Jellies</title>
		<link>http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2012/12/i-got-it-from-tom-absinthe-jellies/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=i-got-it-from-tom-absinthe-jellies</link>
		<comments>http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2012/12/i-got-it-from-tom-absinthe-jellies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2012 21:35:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Procopio</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Holidays]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Sweets and the Like]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[absinthe]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Absinthe Jellies]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Maria von Trapp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Tom Lehrer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It is thanks to Maria von Trapp, God, Tom Lehrer, and that bottle of absinthe collecting dust on my liquor shelf that I am able to bring you a recipe that is sure to please (and thoroughly sozzle) your loved ones, just in time for the Holidays. <a href="http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2012/12/i-got-it-from-tom-absinthe-jellies/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>21</slash:comments>
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		<title>Eating Light</title>
		<link>http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2012/12/beet-and-citrus-salad-recipe/?utm_source=rss&#038;utm_medium=rss&#038;utm_campaign=beet-and-citrus-salad-recipe</link>
		<comments>http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2012/12/beet-and-citrus-salad-recipe/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2012 01:39:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Procopio</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[beets]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ingmar Bergman]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Holiday Season, I'll be self-medicating with more fruits and vegetables and less bourbon. A little less, at any rate. One must keep out the cold. <a href="http://foodforthethoughtless.com/2012/12/beet-and-citrus-salad-recipe/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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